Bella has a problem - an unpopped cherry and a plethora of La Push prime rib left untasted at her beck and call. Leah and Paul offer their assistance to help poor, frustrated Bella gain some experience in the erotic arts and work her way through the beefcake buffet that is the pack. Unfortunately, Bella is as unlucky in lust as she is in love and things rarely go according to plan. This is a short story flashfic series based on WILF, from my holiday one-shot collection, and Dial-a-Dick, from the Weekly Flashfic Challenge.
Twilight. Rated M.